Flash Fiction For Lack of a Better Word Attempt

One time I went rock climbing and I fell off the wall.

One time I had cupcakes and I put them upside-down and all the frosting came off.

One time my friend made me duct tape her to the wall.

One time I got lost on "it's a small world" at Disneyland.

One time my best friend threw an orange cone at me for no reason.

(He still does not know why he did it.)

One time I stole a raspberry.

Another time I stole a rubber band.

(Though this was an accident.)

One time I asked my dentist if he was a Doctor Who fan.

(He wasn't.)

One time I didn't see an armadillo.

(I am still angry about this.)

One time I burned my tongue on a pineapple.

One time I spent five hours watching that Nicolas Cage video.

(I laughed every time.)

One time the power went out so I taught my mom the Caramelldansen dance.

One time I spent the entire night lying awake thinking about the fact that the guy who wrote The Catcher in the Rye was named Jerome.

(Jerome.)

One time a five-year-old was better at foursquare than me.

One time my friend got into a fight with a thread on her bag.

(The thread won.)

One time I cried because of a paper duck.

One time I ran out of time.