I only have seven minutes to write this so it has to be short oh God I don't know how to short

Hello classmates!  (I'm assuming you're all my classmates- I mean if you're a random stranger that's cool I guess, but YOU COULD BE DOING SO MUCH BETTER THINGS WITH YOUR TIME LIKE SERIOUSLY MAN GO OUTSIDE GET SOME FRESH AIR DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TURN BACK RUN SAVE YOURSELF.)

So as you may have gathered from my obligatory welcome entry, this is going to be really dumb, probably.  I don't know.  It could also be unexpectedly awesome, but that is not generally a thing with me, so I don't have particularly high hopes.  I mean, it's a writing blog, and whenever I try to write, I usually end up sobbing on the floor with a container of vanilla frosting so...

I don't know, I just... hello.  I've a blog.  Welcome to it.